"Worse than useless"

So, first off getting an appointment... i feel colonising mars would be easier!!

Then there is the doctor who doesnt actually listen to what you are telling him, or doesnt have the time for you to explain to him what all of your problems are.. so you dont actually get the help you need.

bottom line, if you needed a doctor in a hurry (or not as the case here is) you are better off using google and self diagnosing, its not only quicker, but you may find more accurate too!!