"Professional, thorough and kind"

My husband was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer and is waiting for a bone scan to see if it has spread. We have been most impressed with the care and support we have received from the staff at Ninewells and Perth Royal Infirmary on four separate visits. The staff have been professional, thorough and kind and explained the processes clearly. The booklets are also very good. The only downside has been having to travel to Perth rather than having all the appointments in Dundee, which is much easier for us.

After what we have just heard

We will not use the C word.

It’s a swelling, just a fluke.

Let’s call it a prostate pluke.

We hope it will atrophy,

Shrivel and curl up and die.