"Appointment at my local surgery"

I felt a bit guilty as I took up a lot of time and when I came out the next lady looked a bit annoyed.

The Doctor was excellent, he listed carefully and examined me thoroughly. I was sent for tests which I was surprised about as I thought the issue of quite minor. I would have gone to the chemists about it but it was in a most sensitive area and I did not what then shouting over the screen "what cream do you want for a sore bottom?"

The tests have been a but invasive and not pleasant, although interesting. I am still waiting for the outcome.