"Trying to reach a neurology secretary"

I defy anyone to try getting in touch with any neuorogists secretary - either at Oldham or Salford! The first one is away so they leave a message with another number you can try. You try that number and there's another message with yet another number to try. You try that number and there's another message with yet another number to try. You try that number and there's another message with yet another number to try. You try that number and there's another message with yet another number to try. This goes on a few more times until you finally get given the first number again!! This has gone on for 2 weeks! Does anyone still work there? Very frustrating indeed!