"Appalling Lack of Care and Unacceptable Delays"

What a shambles. Congratulations, you have finally driven me to the point where I would rather take my chances on my own than involve your hospital in the care of my many and varied health conditions. You couldn't organise a raffle in a betting shop and the consultant I saw today is a disgrace to his profession. Judging by his incompetence today, I wouldn't trust him to open my Easter egss let alone my body! You are genuinely a disgrace to the NHS and you deserve all the negative publicity you are getting at the moment and I desperately hope that for the long-term care of the people of Medway that you are wound up or completely re-organised from the very top all the way down and highlighted for the joke that you are. It is a significant achievement to drive an ill patient to the point where they are completely disengaged from their own health and long-term well-being but you have managed to pull it off; well done!